Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
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Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
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It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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