Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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