From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Michael Bay diarrhea
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
We had to coat check the pizza.
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Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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