I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
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sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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