If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
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I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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