apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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