Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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