It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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