All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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