There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
kristin has been a bad kristin
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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