:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
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false alarm. still invincible.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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