Im at strip club and am horny
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Randomize
