I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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