i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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