How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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