I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
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He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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