I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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