dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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