My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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