around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
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I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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