As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
