Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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