then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
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Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
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Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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