U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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