Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
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I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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