my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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