Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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