I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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