let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
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I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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