I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
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