i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
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She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Terrible idea I love it
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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