and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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