You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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