this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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