but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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