Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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