Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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