So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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