I love black thongs
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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