Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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So gin and wine won't be happening again
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
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Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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