is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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