Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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