Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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