So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
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Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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