i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
she smelled like a LAN party
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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