So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
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just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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