gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I just want to make out with him forever
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
