Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
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He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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