So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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