it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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