we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
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Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
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He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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