She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
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sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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