Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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